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Saturday 30 April 2011

THE ROYAL WEDDING / LA LUUIST.....

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Ok... phew.... it's FINALLY over!!! For months all i have been seeing all over my television and newspapers here in London is crap about that friggin wedding!!!!
Now although i am British (born) i am in no way a royalist and to be blunt i doan c di raas point a di royal family u nuh... Waa dem a do fi di british public? How dem a help we?
Don't get me wrong, i'm happy for Willz and Kate but i wonder if the 500,000 people who flocked to Central London yesterday to witness the likkle 2 sec kiss know that it's THEIR MONEY that paid for the glamorous event? 0_o  Yep! All those taxes you've been paying over the last year where do you think they went?
Unu did know seh the royal family nah nuh money??? Research it if u nuh believe mi!! Google a u fren u nuh!

All dem have a di jewels an monuments waa dem teef an rape other peoples countries for! A serious ting!! 
You see the big gold fountain that ya'll saw outside the palace gates? That bird ting? STOLEN!
The big monument in Trafalgar Square? STOLEN ! In my opinion the Monarchy serves no purpose in these modern times, a nuh like seh dem really have nuh power! Better England juss put a Head of State in charge an leff it desso.
Now mi deh ova twitta (@Sweetestapplezz) while the wedding a gwaan and i saw someone ask how come they didn't invite Obama... Imma list the reasons for you right now...


1. Obama is black
2. His presence would have cast a shadow on the event cos i mean come on... it's Obama! The President! 
3. The terror threat... The Uk don't want a threat to the presidents' life on their conscience.
4. If they invited Obama they would have been obligated to invited 2 other heads of state names of whom i wont mention in THIS particular blog post...
5. Did i mention that Obama is black?


Now i aint gonna lie, i watched the wedding along with the 2 billion other viewers who tuned in around the world. My reasons? I wanted to see the dress that all these designers have been raving about for months.
My opinion? It was aite.... At least it was ironed, Diana own did crush up like cro crous bag so i guess we can call it a result. Dem shoulda put her hair up though, she didn't look much different than she normally does caa a har one style dat.
Anyway! All in all i which the young royals well, i hope Kate fares better than her late mother in law Diana. #ThatIsall


Now on to the Royal weddings' reaction back home in Jamaica...


Mr La Luuist found time after consulting his favourite tool (Photoshop) to come onto twitter and share this  photo with us -_- (which has now been deleted from his account)



-_- Horatio LA Lewis i hope you get arrested sometime very soon for repeatedly doing crap like this. LA nuh baddy nuh kno you!!! Before waa day u neba even have nuh chune!!! An di likkle 1 chune waa u come out wid FARRRRRRRRRR from ready!! Better u go look a gyal hole fi dig out an lowe out raasklaat photoshop! U caa even use it good! Tsk.....


Mi seh ppl it bun mi fi di frigga u c !! A caa mi caa find di pitcha wid him "official" invite mek u nuh c mi add it! For all those who don't know, only ONE HUNDRED commoners got an OFFICIAL invite through the post box and they had to be residing in the UK. LA Lewis stop call up Queen Lizzy name and mind dem charge u fi a terrorize har name.


#ThatIsAll !

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